OI OI OI OI?!

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS?!

THREE SECONDS AGO I WAS OUT ON THE SURFACE AND NOW I'M IN SOME GIANT STONE CAVERN OR SOMETHING!

Holy crap, everything is fucking huge, too. And there's some...guy?  Girl?  With me?

OI. FOUR EYES.  You know what's going on?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MANLY IS. KNOW WHY?!

BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE.  THIS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE, BUT LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING. IT'S SOME FUCKING MANLY DUDE IN ARMOR FIGHTING SOME GIGANTIC BEAST WITH FIRE FOR HAIR.

HE IS SHOOTING FIRE OUT OF HIS FUCKING EYES.

AND ARE THEY IN THE SKY?! FUCK, I THINK THEY ARE IN THE FUCKING SKY WITH SOME SORT OF CASTLE OR MOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS IN THIS PICTURE OTHER THAN THE FUCKING MAN IN ARMOR. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THAT MAN IS SAYING. HE'S SAYING "YOU. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE OTHER THAN DOWN, FUCKER."

IF THIS PICTURE DOESN'T MOTIVATE YOU TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME RIGHT NOW THEN YOU HAVE NO FIGHTING SPIRIT WHATSOEVER!

OI OI OI, CLEAN OUT THOSE EARS OF YOURS AND LISTEN UP! MAKE WAY FOR THE DEMON LEADER OF THE DAI-GURREN DAN, THE MAN WHOSE NAME ALONE CAN HUSH THE CRIES OF CHILDREN AND SHAKE MEN TO THE CORES OF THEIR BURNING SOULS. THE MAN WHO HAS NEVER KNOWN DEFEAT, WHO STANDS TALL AGAINST THE WORLD NO MATTER THE ODDS.

WHAT'S THAT?  NEVER HEARD OF ME?!

WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

I AM THE DIVINE KAMINA-SAMA! AND I'M HERE TO RECRUIT YOU ALL INTO THE DAI GURREN-DAN TO FIGHT FOR ALL OF MANKIND!

Also, what the hell's this BNF thing?


(OOC: And the reset is go.  Kamina's back to being seventeen again, so feel free to act however you want, he doesn't know anyone!)

HEY WINRY. WHAT WAS IT YOU ALWAYS YELLED AT ME FOR? WAS IT KNOCKING?! I THINK IT WAS KNOCKING. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED.

Also, I've been bored as fuck so I made icons for that computer thing that tells us to do shit.

( OOC cut because Kamina doesn't care )

OH YEAH, AND BEFORE I FORGET. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, UMEDA. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR HEAD IN FOR FUCKING SENDING ME GAY PORN DISGUISED AS ACTION MOVIES.  WHEN I POP "LETHAL WEAPON" INTO MY DVD PLAYER, I FUCKING EXPECT TO SEE MEL GIBSON AND DANNY GLOVER  KICKING CRIMINAL ASS.  I DO NOT WANT TO SEE SOME SEVEN FOOT BODY BUILDER ATTEMPTING TO RAM HIS "LETHAL WEAPON" INTO ANOTHER GUY'S ASS. FUCK YOU.

FRIDAY, TO CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM

I AM GOING ZORBING. 

( FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ZORBING IS, IT'S THIS )

WHO ELSE WANTS IN?  ALL ARE WELCOME AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.

Badou, you're going to have to wait for awhile for me to come beat the shit out of you.







I'm fucking grounded for losing Bart's baby.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE AGITO.  

DO THAT SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR SOME SHIT, NOT IN THE FUCKING LOUNGE.  FUCK


GOD DAMN. WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING POOL WHAT THE SHIT.

GOOD DAY, BRAWL. I HAVE A TREAT FOR ALL OF YOU.

JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED BADOU'S LITTLE SHOW LAST WEEK, I TOOK A FEW PICTURES. WELL, I JUST GOT THEM BACK, AND HERE'S THE BEST OF THEM ALL.

ENJOY.

( OOC Cut because Kamina so wouldn't care )

I know I have to make a dare post from like, two weeks ago.  That'll be coming soon.  I JUST COULDN'T WAIT.  

Here's my Christmas haul:

12 plates of stale cookies
11 stitches
10 icy roofs
9 STILL LIT FIREPLACES FUCKING SHIT
8 glasses of SOY MILK FUCK THAT SHIT
7 tripped security alarms
6 potential lawsuits
5 BROOOOKEN RIIIIIIBS
4 dog bites on the ass
3 glass ornaments to my face
2 burning Christmas trees (sorry to whoever those belonged to)
AND A HELMET TO WEAR WHEN I DO THIS SHIT NEXT YEAR.  THANK YOU YOKO.




Motherfucking shit. I'm sleeping till New Years.  Merry fucking Christmas.

OI BART.


I KNOW I DECORATED THE YGGDRASIL FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, BUT I FELT THE GEAR HANGAR NEEDED A BIT MORE PIZAZZ.


AND NOTHING SHOUTS "CHRISTMAS SPIRIT" MORE THAN A YULETIDE MECH!!!


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!



I told you that you couldn't watch me forever!!!

(OOC: ANYONE ON BOARD THE YGGDRASIL FELT THE REPERCUSSION OF THE ENSUING FIGHT BETWEEN BART AND KAMINA.  THE EXPLOSION CRIPPLED THE SHIP AND THEY CRASHED INTO THE NORTH POLE.)